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live from austin, texas: DAVID SAYS THINGS

8.21.2008

bein adam tester post... 1... 2... 3...

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8.17.2007

Live from the Lone Star Jersey: DAVID SAYS THINGSq

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I am back in the blogosphere after a long hiatus. I now blog almost exclusively about ritual and litrugy over at LIVE from the lone star o...
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2.13.2007

In the Words of the Donkey: JEWISH TATTOOS?

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Shvat 25, 5767 All names herein have been changed. My buddy Sunny is a senior in high school. He is one of my closest friends and we hang ou...
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2.11.2007

live from the donkey's mouth: WE BLEW UP THE CHURCH OF THE REPONSIVE READING AND NO ONE DIED

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Shvat 23, 5767 My basic premise when it comes to tfilah: If you take a group of somewhat educated American Jews and educate them a few inche...
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2.04.2007

THE DONKEY SAYS: Sid Schwarz Shakes up Shabbat

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Shvat 17, 5767 Around this time every year, Congregation Beth Israel (my temple) brings in our Scholar-in-Residence for our annual Scholar-i...
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1.28.2007

THE DONKEY SAYS: Coming of age has never been so mundane

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10 Shvat, 5767 I think I may have come of age earlier this evening. My status as a Bar Mitzvah, a Confirmand, and a person who has spent fou...
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THE DONKEY SAYS: Chaned my name.

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9 Shvat, 5767 I changed the name. Again. My apologies. I just like this better. It may actually be a more recognizable reference too!
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1.27.2007

Bein David L'Tony

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Shevat 8, 5767 On Thursday I took the bus from school down to Guadalupe and 38th, then walked to my now weekly Talmud study session with Rab...
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1.24.2007

Some Dumbass With A Pencil And Two Ounces Of Brave In Him

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Shvat 4, 5767 In the time between when I went to Israel and when I came back, one of the boys' bathrooms in particular has become far mo...
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1.21.2007

Here We Go Again!

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Shvat 3rd, 5767 MY RETURN TO THE BLOGOSPHERE Unless you are brand new to here, you may have noticed me rather proglonged absence from the bl...
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11.21.2006

Live from Israel: DAVID IS FURTHER FEATURED ON FAITHHACKER

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The authoress of the blog which I mentioned earlier today has begun to publish a series of surveys about religion from a wide variety of Jew...
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11.20.2006

Live from Israel: ANOTHER BLOGGER STROKES DAVID'S EGO

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Who is my new favorite blogger? Laurel Snyder over at Faithhacker is. She posts some really great stuff that you should all read now. She a...
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11.17.2006

Live from Israel:DAVID GOES TO GADNA, HAS SOME THOUGHTS FOR Y'ALL

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As previously mentioned, I have been to Gadna. It feels strange to say it now, but not only did I not hate being in the Israeli Army for fiv...
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11.10.2006

Live from Israel: DAVID GOES TO POLAND, WANTS THE CCAR TO GROW SOME BALLS

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On Sunday I am going away again for almost a week. This time, it is to Gadna, an introduction the Israeli Army for teenagers. I'm scared...
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11.03.2006

Live from Israel: DAVID WEARS ANTI-ASSHOLE FRINGES

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Last night, upon reading the part of the my most recent post which discussed tzitzit, my roommate Eric, who wears them everyday, immediately...
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11.01.2006

Live from Israel: THE LONE RANGER WRITES AGAIN!

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Live from Israel: THE NEWS FROM TZUBA I have not written in quite some time and I hope to God that you have not all deserted me. Since I...
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10.02.2006

Live from Israel: DAVID SEES TEXANS, STILL HATES YOM KIPUR, CRIES

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I don't like Yom Kipur . I have always failed to be moved by the fast and I have never met a YK service I liked. I won't go into too...
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9.29.2006

Shana Tovah! Cleansing in the Desert

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You've been waiting for it, I know. I've been working on this for many days now and finally, the longest post ever in the history of...
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9.27.2006

A Morality Tale About The Evils Of Frozen Carbonated Beverages That Explode

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The following, as suggested by the title, is the most ridiculous thing you have ever heard. I like Coke. I like frozen Coke even more. Here ...
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9.25.2006

Joke of the Day

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I'm not sure if this joke will work in written form. I've only heard it verbally. You'll have to say the punch line out loud to ...
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9.19.2006

Mornings, Mourning, Miscellany

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MORNINGS I have become a morning person. I'm not sure when it happenened, but I'm going to guess somewhere withing the last week and...
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9.18.2006

It's coming. I can feel it. You can shoot me if it doesn't.

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I promise with God Almighty as my witness that I will post tomorrow. It is currently very late here and I am going to bed now. If there is n...
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9.14.2006

He Didn't Walk. He Didn't Fly.

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You like that title? Think maybe it sounds poetic? It's not. It's a Yiddish insult. I'll get to its meaning in a little bit. --...
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9.13.2006

And Now A Word From Our Sponsors . . .

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We've been very busy the last few days. Hence, the lack of posting. I will return to posting as often as I can as soon as my current pil...
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9.10.2006

David's Brain and Ego Are Off Life Support, Recovering Nicely

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Sorry if that last post caused anyone alarm. I was not in a good way when I wrote that. I'm much better now, thanks mostly to my friend...
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9.09.2006

David's Brain and Ego Have Been Chopped Into Little Pieces and Spiritually Chargrilled

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This is bad. I have been hurt. I have incflicted awfulness on other people. I have not yet had a Coke. This is not a good Shabbat so far. --...
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9.07.2006

Tureky on the Earth and in the Heavens

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The Hebrew word Hodu means thanksgiving. It also means turkey as in the animal, not the country. It also means India. Go figure. Therefore, ...
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9.06.2006

The Theological Revolution: Circumcision, Avraham Avinu, and the Akeidat Yitzchak

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This was spawned by a trip today to a spot called Tel Gezer as well as some discussion point in my Jewish History class. Let's talk abou...
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