I'm not sure if this joke will work in written form. I've only heard it verbally. You'll have to say the punch line out loud to get it, I think. Even then, you'll have to be quite a Jew to get the joke.
"What did the bank robber say when he robbed a bank in Mea Shearim? He said, "Gimme loot, Chasidim!"
That joke courtesy of Josh Weinberg, my JHist teacher.
You may groan now.
AHHHHHH YOU HAVE YEHOSHUA?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!???!?!
ReplyDeleteSAY HI! And how many times a day do you sing Ozi? Like, 10? Yeah...
I MISS EIE. HOW WAS YOUR CHAG?
You'll be an incorrigible punster yet... consider this to be your daily incorrigement!
ReplyDeleteoh josh weinberg, the king of bad jokes and extremely repetitive-to-the-point-of-obnoxious nigunim.
ReplyDeletehttp://balashon.blogspot.com/2006/06/gimmel.html if you need it explained
ReplyDeletegroaning.
ReplyDeletethat being said, i'll still probably use it later this week.
As punishment for that "joke" I will be ignoring your blog for 3 days.
ReplyDeletehe wasn't even my teacher, and i certainly heard my fair share of bad jokes out of him.
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